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Beluga Whale 

A beautiful majestic creature that looks like a whale with Down Syndrome. This whale often resembles a large penis.
Gee, that adorable whale vaguely resembles a penis. It must be a Beluga whale.
Beluga Whale by maryelibsabeth March 21, 2010

electric boner 

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.
OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.
electric boner by Jon November 20, 2003
Something that you don't have.
I'm so good at grammer!
Grammer by mikester124 February 6, 2024
SMH is an acronym meaning "shaking my head." It is an expression of un-verbalized contempt, used by people highly contemptuous of the world but too stupid to be able to express their disgust in actual words. It is, essentially, the grunt of the ignorant cynic.
Person 1, not a libertarian: Libertarianism is the political philosophy of toddlers. It is the ultimate outcome of a mindset centered completely on one's self, and ignorant of the existence of other humans.
Persion 2, libertarian: Dude, you just don't get it. SMH.
smh by UrbanPat October 27, 2013

chizuluoke 

An insecure person with a fragile heart or mind most times misunderstood but always has good intentions but at times getting carried away trying to please others and feels useless without the attention of others and carries others opinions as the truth and mostly have low self-esteem they are social and open but have many secrets but are very trust worthy
No matter how much you advice him his just a basic chizuluoke
chizuluoke by Mrs. Amaka ekene December 27, 2019
A combination of the words poor & porn.

Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.
There are so many people bothering me on the street for no apparent reason. I think they watch poon
Poon by Chief Lotsadough September 8, 2021