pulling a miguel

When someone didn't pay attention to the conversation, and brings an old topic like it is news.

"hey guys how about the new girl at the office?"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"

pulling a miguel by Voubazar January 11, 2018

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Cerys

the name comes from the welsh word 'love', people with the name cerys are pretty and have a kind heart but sometimes don’t think.

It’s Cerys she’s lovely

Cerys by Hattie Eds November 4, 2023

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shaqueef o’neil

when a black women queefs and it is explosive it is called the shaqueef o’neil!!!

“damn shawty that was a hard shaqueef o’neil”

shaqueef o’neil by hardmane June 16, 2021

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Wuddya

What do you?

Drunk guy whispers into the ear of a fat girl at the bar: "It's almost closing time... Wuddya think about slippin' out back and suckin' my cock? Wuddya say?"

Fat girl: "Wuddya think about fuckin' me instead?

Drunk guy: "Wuddya think I am, fuckin' crazy or somethin? Ain't no way I'm gonna chance someone seein' me fuck your fat ass."

Fat girl: "Wuddya mean?"

Drunk guy: "I mean ur too fuckin' fat for me to be fuckin' in front of my homies. You look hungry. Wuddya want from KFC? You can suck me off in the car on the way there."

Wuddya by Darkest Horse August 7, 2014

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Freezerlanche

A Freezerlanche is a avalanche that comes from your freezer. This usually happens when someone puts to many items in the freezer, closes the door, and when someone else comes to open the freezer door, all the items in the freezer fall out. Usually resulting in a small wave of swear words.

Madison went to open the freezer to get something to eat, to bad he was almost killed by 3 bags of pizza rolls falling onto him.

Freezerlanche's kill at least 2 people every year.

Freezerlanche by Freezerlanche Victim June 12, 2009

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Christian Ave

Christian Ave is a man of dignity, focus, love, and full of talents and skills. He is a passionate lover and a truly loveable friend. Christian Ave is a good musician and a lecturer. He can also be a good teacher who can teach many things.

Christian Ave was a great friend and a talented peson.

Christian Ave by Farahnitrate June 8, 2021