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In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
In one eye out the other by Ositam September 16, 2021
When bae smells your sweaty armpit as a turn on.
My boyfriend durled me after my run yesterday.
I don't use deodorant so the durle is extra potent.
durle by hanhujun June 5, 2018

Beyzanur 

A beautiful and very insecure girl. She's shy around new people. But hey, once you meet a Beyzanur, you should definetly not miss your chance and become friends with her!
Omg, is that Beyzanur?!
Beyzanur by xXxLoLgIrLxXx October 23, 2019

polynesian snorkle 

A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.
Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.

Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.
the female equivalent of "jacking off"
reaching orgasmic levels, and excretion of female cum
"i was just femjacking for an hour to that new porn, " 12 year old ready and willing sluts."

"damn...that guy just made me femjack in my pants."

"just as i was coming, i femjacked all over his hard cock."
femjack by JillianAsh June 1, 2005
A type of food that tastes gross but yummy at the same time.
Person A: Hey bestie, check out this new corndog! It’s so grummy!
Person B: What the heck are you even talking about? Is this slop?
Grummy by Nomed God March 16, 2023
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