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wide spot 

An area off of the side of the road, that is the biggest area to pull over to.
Can you pull over to the wide spot, if you need to use your cellphone.
wide spot by liveforgiving May 19, 2021
the best person in the world
no almi
almi by bellahaji November 25, 2021

toothpaste in my hair 

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
An intellectual investor that specializes in commodity investing and originates from reddit. Led by the Don, vitards ride or die on the steel train, hoping to retire off 1000% gains. Officials known as mods, who oversee vitards, are generally humorless cucks, with the exception of a few truly amazing human beings.
Oh em gee, did you hear about that Vitard who got a 69 bagger on CLF Fds?!
vitard by Nitanta June 21, 2021

Kin Village 

The ghetto of Markham, Ontario. Known for its many shootouts. Also has a fair bit of house robberies. Also nicknamed "Crip Village".
Yo man, you better stay the fuck away from KIn Village before you get shot in the fucking head!
Kin Village by Hynm769 January 8, 2015

nasty mcdirty 

An idiot with a big mouth and lousy manners.
we ignored nasty mcdirty because he was being a dick
nasty mcdirty by Nasty Mcdirty August 10, 2006
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