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Crotch Oil 

Oily substance in the dark recess area between the scrotum and inner thigh, that has its own unique smell left on the hand after a scratch. Commonly referred to the residue left behind on clean surfaces when mouth-breathing imbeciles touch things they shouldn't. Same as crotch grease.
The yeti left some crotch oil fingerprints on the ceiling while simply changing the light bulbs.
Crotch Oil by Bo Regard April 14, 2009

Magenxelise

A religious organizations/ kween and a thot slayer post really funny original memes kinda wanna be her friend but I'm irrelevant
Magenxelise is so funny dude kinda hot too lowkey wanna smash
Magenxelise by Daddy wannabe emo January 30, 2019
urban slang for a federal agent
Nitti, you best ta break ike, the jakes
is on they way!
jakes by Ike Nephsson July 29, 2003

Tea Garden 

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'
Tea Garden by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

Dual Survival 

A television show on Discovery Channel which features two former body-builders cast into survival situations.

Through their survival adventures they realize that despite their manly exteriors, they have deep emotion voids which are only filled when they are together.
dude #1: Should we watch "Brokeback Mountain" tonight?
dude #2: No; Dual Survival is on.
Dual Survival by babarfunk May 15, 2011
Flu baby: When a Women gets pregnant while having The Flu.
Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .
Flu baby by Bwc21 December 19, 2023

truffle butter 

female who has sticky whitish vrownish substance in vaginal lips
you have some truffle butter in you vajayjay
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