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ottoman whore 

The person who is forced to sit on the ottoman because all of the other chairs have been taken.
John bacame the ottoman whore because he was the last to sit down to play Bong 98.
ottoman whore by Lucky Torso June 27, 2006
It's not just any old stone, it's a rock
It's not just a stone squidward *sniff* it's a rock
Rock by Urmumhasthebiggay September 29, 2017

Garlic warrior 

This place is crawling with Garlic warriors......

Yeah, Paris is sadly not what it used to be
Garlic warrior by Sandra99 March 21, 2018

Meschelle 

Feminine of Michael; see Michael. In short, epitome of perfection.
You've got to have a Meschelle! It didn't get any better than that!
Meschelle by SynfulShite January 25, 2022

megamanspike

v. To instantly destroy something beyond all hope of repair. Named for the spikes in megaman that kill you instantly if you so much as prick yourself.
I was trying to put this small piece on a delicate airplane model but I slipped and megamanspiked it.
megamanspike by turingTapeDJ October 21, 2010

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway
"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"
Heapage Contingency by Cretzel April 12, 2021
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