A pretty girl who does not sleep with guys off of tinder.

The canon couple of the novel "Scum Villain Self Saving System" meme of the MXTX novels.
Or also a couple of idiots in love, a tsundere and a crybaby.

The greatest single stud you could ever meet. Dark hair, brown eyes, and the most wonderful face you've ever seen. He has the greatest laugh, and his smile will make
you weak at the knees. He’s the most popular guy you know who isn't toxic or plastic or fake--he’s perfect in every way possible. His voice, you could listen to it all
day. Angels would kill to be him. Everyone either wants to kiss him or be him. Any girls who have lukie pookie, don't ever
take him for granted.

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.

Wistfulness for something that never was, nostalgia for times and places not lived-in. Perhaps contains traces of regret and wishes that never came to fruition, but it's mostly about feelings of nostalgia that aren't pointing to your past.

When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion.