player

A term collectors and enthusiasts of automatic musical instruments use as shorthand to describe any sort of automatic instrument, to distinguish it from the regular hand-played version to which it is similar.

Also used as an adjective to emphasize the automatic capapility of the instrument.

"That piano has the most wonderful touch."...
"Not only that, it's also a player!"

"Here's the piano I have for sale."
"That's good, but is it a player?"

"The organ not only has the regular console, but it is a player as well."

player by A. Barrett December 28, 2005

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snarchy

A little sarcasm with a little anger with a snappy response

Dont be so snarchy

snarchy by Scttnkk August 2, 2016

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Insextion

the act of convincing a member of the opposite to participate in sexual intercourse with you by making said opposite sex member think it is his/her own idea.

Matt: I'm never going to get Jane to bone me. She's such a prude.

John: What about the secret weapon?

Matt: ?

John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.

Insextion by Dome Knob April 16, 2011

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Florida Turn

At stoplights and stopsigns, lazily rolling through the stop to make a turn as long as there is enough space but often in a manner inconsiderate to other drivers, in not giving the proper amount of space or not getting up to speed fast enough.

They did a Florida turn right into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes

Florida Turn by sncbrax June 18, 2022