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Canine Landmine 

An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.
"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"
Canine Landmine by NorCalGal January 3, 2013

Maladaptive hallucinating (MH)

When you often vividly and effortlessly hallucinate on purpose, without drugs to brainstorm, stimulate yourself or dissosiate from painful reality, while knowing that the delusions aren't necessarily real. The hallucinations can last hours, days, weeks or even a lifetime if it becomes a lifelong condition.

It can also lead to fatigue, poor focus, migranes and possibly even skipping work just to hallucinate.

Although it has negative side-effects, maladaptive hallucinating can become addictive from the adrenalin rush of escaping harsh reality.

Unlike phantasia, maladaptive hallucinating can have chronic side-effects and impacts on daily life.

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(e.g: I don't have psychosis-just maladaptive hallucinating (mh)!

drenchyguts 

Having a dream of being mounted while face down and biting the pillow whilst being penetrated by a chevy. Followed by an action of being then really penetrated by the cell mate himself.
Dean : hey brandon did you go all out drenchyguts last night ?

Brandon : Nyorn Bubs you know i did !!
drenchyguts by DepartmentOfSlutguts February 20, 2021

Fancy Carl

When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
Good day. I do fancy myself some tea. My lady would you mind to fancy carl tonight?
Fancy Carl by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021
She is absolutely stunning and simply just perfect, She's really caring and sometimes people don't seem to appreciate that. She can be a little weird but in a good way and always makes you laugh. She is girl people wanna be with, I never wanna loose her . If you're there for her she'll be there for you. She's unlike any other girl in the world, she's just so amazing .
Person 1: Ruby is so perfect

Me: she is more then perfect you dumbo.
Ruby by K3lsey_ January 30, 2023

local legend 

someone who is well known and is a legnd
oi mate that cunt is a local legend.
local legend by cunnynanny September 7, 2016
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