Internet meme where users take carefully angled photos of two sausages so they look like slim, tanned legs.

Also used to describe very slim, tanned legs with a large thigh gap.

A blob like thing.

When your scrotum is so moist and uncumfortable that your pants start to stick to your berries and your have to peel your pants away from your nuggets. Usually occuring at weddins, funerals, church,ect...

derived from (Ebola
+ jubilation) when a person experiences tremendous joy at the notion of a large scale pandemic so one could further relentlessly pursue his or her Christian values

A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.

Being irritated, salty, and testy in your attitude because you're thirsty or dehydrated. Similar to hangry.