Urban Dictionary
paper back hoe
1) someone who gives you something as a gift and randomly take it back
2)something to randomly put in front of the word "hoe" to make it sounds cooler
2)something to randomly put in front of the word "hoe" to make it sounds cooler
ex 1: yo that paper back hoe took back my 20 kt. necklace
ex 2: yo that bitch is a paper back hoe for sho
ex 2: yo that bitch is a paper back hoe for sho
paper back hoe by c-bizzle 92 January 30, 2007
Conrad & Phillip
A conrad? A wonderful person who honestly you'll assume to be an absolute fool who you don't want to be associated with. However you guys will become friends somehow and it will be the most questionable friendship in your entire life. Yet you eventually see how much of an amazing person he is, and despite being a right pain in the ass, you love him wholeheartedly.
Phillip?? The side piece, the sidekick, the best friend who thirdwheels any friendship duo. Possibly just being there when you and Conrad are together. Him and Conrad are inseperable, but he doesn't have a reason to be around Conrad. They're usually blood-related somehow. Phillips usually come out ginger, but if they come out blonde or brunette or blue then get it returned to the hospital.
A name for two boys who are best friends, and polar opposites.
Phillip?? The side piece, the sidekick, the best friend who thirdwheels any friendship duo. Possibly just being there when you and Conrad are together. Him and Conrad are inseperable, but he doesn't have a reason to be around Conrad. They're usually blood-related somehow. Phillips usually come out ginger, but if they come out blonde or brunette or blue then get it returned to the hospital.
A name for two boys who are best friends, and polar opposites.
Conrad & Phillip by everyday genius August 10, 2023
Yesterfester
The state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. The effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following:
Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.
Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.
Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
Yesterfester by Phantomstealth October 28, 2010
Aussie
"I'm Aussie mate, who the FUCK do you think you're talking to? I come from the land down under, you ugly redneck"
"Shut up Bailey, no one cares about you."
"Shut up Bailey, no one cares about you."
Aussie by crushmilooo September 1, 2022
Drunkgry
The hunger that comes with drunkeness.