A Bram is someone who is acting impulsive, stupid and without any sign of intelligent life.

The most beautiful girl on earth; inside and out. When you see her you probably automatically jizz in your pants. She can turn straight girls gay.

To get or say something to make up for something you don't have.

Hogglefarting continuously onto a arsenal fan while saying "saka will win the prem"

a word that can be used in numerous contexts; can be put in any place of a verb noun or adjective, usually to describe shibbying

in my opinion an ass-monkey has not one but two definitions;
1.someone that follows someone else around and won't leave them alone.
2.a type of flea that hangs around in your arse hair.