Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

Happy Meal by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020

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Toxic Crush

“A toxic relationship (or crush) is one that can cause distress or harm to someone due to unhealthy dynamics. This can be caused by manipulation, disrespect, or lack of support. A toxic person may also take more than they give, or cause distress in others through their actions or words.”

"Man my crush and I had such a good conversation yesterday. But now he won't text me back and he's on social media posting that he's bored."

"Wow that sounds like a toxic crush."

Toxic Crush by theoracle55 July 12, 2024

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Punny

A pun intended joke (a pun)

Person 1:*sees a deer*

Person 1: oh "deer"
Person 2: omg your you're so punny
Person 1&2: hahaha

Punny by Im_your_neighborly_third_wheel December 12, 2017

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toffee

A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.

"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"

toffee by Pablotours September 15, 2009