Urban Dictionary
vtown
vtown by commander vtown March 6, 2005
Atheist
Adj. A person who is angry at, and no longer believes in any God because they didn't get what they wanted on their birthday or on a Christmas early in their life.
Little Johnny: God! Why didn't I get a Super Nintendo for Christmas?! I hate you! I'm an atheist now!
or
Young Adult Josh: God! Why didn't I get a MacBook Pro?! Now I can't be better than all those PC users at school! I hate you! From here on I'm an Atheist
or
Young Adult Josh: God! Why didn't I get a MacBook Pro?! Now I can't be better than all those PC users at school! I hate you! From here on I'm an Atheist
Atheist by truththe57 August 17, 2010
usle
A cunt
Kedric
Unapproachably attractive, tall as a fucking tree. Hung like a horse and fucks like one too! Often confused and/or compared to Kendrick Lamar. Doesn’t like that at all!
Kedric by Stevenhawking69 May 16, 2018
BULLDOG
Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.
*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
BULLDOG by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024
Selina
Selina is a very beautiful girl. She's very kind and will always try to make you happy. She has an amazing voice and I love her so much. She's amazing and kind. She's sweet and powerful. Selina is the best girlfriend ever. I love her.
Selina by Devil's Bitch666 April 21, 2019