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MomGyver 

A mom who can do virtually anything with a paperclip, a piece of gum and an AA battery.
"wow, how did you manage to get ahold of that sweet ass prom dress so last minute?"

“oh you know, MomGyver got my back"

"so how did you break our of that north Korean prison? "
" well, MomGyver found a piece of gum and a paperclip, then she bribed the guards for an AA battery, and the rest is history as they say"

"how the heck did you get a hold of iPhone 8, its not even out yet!"
"MomGyver, bro. MomGyver"
MomGyver by kjempehemmelig September 3, 2016
The wild west studios shuts down and there is no update.
2/6/2021 by MemeFr0st February 5, 2021

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skunkdrunk 

really drunk;too drunk to fuck
interested in and only your beer while being skunkdrunk
skunkdrunk by NONE January 24, 2005
TRUE BARBARIAN GOD, WIND GOD, TAKKEDA GOD, ROBIN GOD, FUJIN GOD, ERRON GOD, SINDEL GOD.

Number one FUJIN player.
Yo, look at that Sinister, he's such an Hayatei.
hayatei by teiSalt November 21, 2021

Ground-Hag Day

Same day, same clothes as yesterday. One who stays inside and cleans her kids and husbands filthy slob messes, everyday. Wears house hag clothes. This usually happens on spring break and holidays when the hanimals are home. Fml!
Jenis Fuck! It must be Ground-Hag day!! Didn't I clean the piss off the bathroom floor and change the trash bag yesterday? How the phuck did this happen AGAIN??
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