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Hip Hop artist from Plainfield, NJ
You heard "Jasari's" new song?
Jasari by Jasari January 24, 2013
Lyna is the most beautiful girl in the universe. She has strikingly beautiful feautures and a personality that will immediately get you hooked. She is someone you could talk to for hours and never have a dry moment. She will make you laugh until you can't breathe and also make you feel very loved. You will fall in love with her so fast without even realizing it. She also has amazing intelligence and excells at school. But she definitely has an adorable, childish side to her. And she is super sexy and hot you will never want to let go of her.
I am the luckiest person in the world to have Lyna as my girlfriend.

I am so in love with Lyna
Lyna by Giskbskakwk December 6, 2017
A sexual act in which five underage Russian girls take turns pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually Mr. Trump?"

"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."

"What's that?"

"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."

"Dude. That's messed up!"

"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
Etymology: Polite/flippant alternative to "fuck", perhaps a contraction of "foo" and "fanagle".

(transitive verb)
1: to casually or passively experiment with something, especially something that is complex and which usually requires an intimate working knowledge.
2: to examine or assess something by brute-force or random testing.

(intransitive verb)
1: to study irrelevant things at an inappropriate time.
2: to futz
"I'm foogling with this car engine."

"He never gets any work done, as he spends all his time foogling around on his computer."
foogle by algo October 15, 2003
A "Web Resume." When someone posts their resume online, for all to see, send them spam, and possibly a job if they are lucky. Sounds like the priest from "The Princes Bride" saying "resume." "Webume."
"I just posted my webume, and it totally rocks. Now I can spend the rest of my week playing Xbox."
Webume by stinkydiesel January 7, 2009

Ahockalypse 

The total collapse of the Canadian Junior Hockey team at the World Championships!!!!!
Man...did you watch the gold medal match?

eg; Yeah eh... it was a total Ahockalypse!
Ahockalypse by BMAC This is me ! January 10, 2011
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