A sexual act in which five underage Russian
girls take turns
pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on
the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever
done sexually Mr. Trump?"
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage
girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my
father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."