Table Dressing

Noun - A phrase used to describe a person who drops a large amount of crumbs on a table or surface and or the crumbs that were dropped.

When directed towards a person it is most commonly used as "Crumby-Mc-Table-Dressing"

Or

Thanks for the table dressing.

Table Dressing by Ryan1one January 16, 2011

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Atomic Meltdown

Any person in a "management" position who just freaking loses it and starts pounding on their desk and throwing anything within reach like staplers, phones, paperweight etc.

My boss is such a dumbshit that he totally botched up the sale and lost the customer account so he had an Atomic Meltdown and destroyed his office.

Atomic Meltdown by Quilly Porcupine November 22, 2011

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Fuck Boy

A.K.A being a Hirbod (verb) - To be a Hirbod/Fuck Boy - the act of being a pagan can be a similar description - the state of being a cunt to a fellow friend or acquaintance by degrading them in a sarcastic tone or manner - or by making fun of them - an act of bullying

"Oi allow it man, stop being a Hirbod, that's bare deep"

"Why you gonna be a fuck boy for?" " WHAT?! don't call me a Hirbod, that's bare deep"

Fuck Boy by Nerokidz March 28, 2016

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Ad Trollinem

A logical fallacy sometimes used in debates, wherein a party feels that their argument has been refuted, and attempts to back out of their own argument by claiming to have been trolling all along. This is invalid, for a successful troll would never have any reason to admit to trolling, as letting the trolled know that they have been trolled defeats the purpose of trolling in the first place.

Ad trollinem can occur IRL, and can even be used by those unfamiliar with the act of "trolling". In these cases, the party claims that they were kidding or weren't serious about their argument in the first place, in an attempt to disassociate their selves with it.

Party A: Hey why is the sky blue?

Party B: The sky is blue because the ocean is blue and what you're looking at is a reflection of the ocean.

Party C: Actually, the molecules of gases in the atmosphere scatter light of short wavelengths, so the white light that enters the atmosphere is perceived as blue light from the ground.

Party B: Relax dude, I was just trolling.

Party C: Bullshit. I'm calling Ad Trollinem on that.

Ad Trollinem by Nasai1 December 19, 2010

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TODOify

Used in computer programming. When you're written some code that is not a proper solution, but will suffice for the time being, you put a TODO in the comment to come back to it.

Ben: Evan, I've written this crappy workaround method... it's terrible, but it prevents the application from crashing.

Evan: As long as the build for Monday is stable, I don't care. TODOify it, and fix it next week.

TODOify by bjb39 April 17, 2009

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Headass

A headass is someone who has their head shoved so far up their ass, that they are not able to think straight and all that comes out of their mouth is pure shit.

"damn, donald trump is such a headass"
"i know right he is such a piece of shit"
"haha lol ikr"
"haha who the fuck says lol anymore you absolute fucking cheescake"
"who the fuck says cheesecake as an insult you headass"
"oh yeah if im such a headass then i might as well kick yours"
"that made no fucking sense okay dude just calm down"
"youre right its just that im so tired of hiding my feelings now"
"wait kevin what do you mean"
"alexander i love you"
"oh kevin i love you too"
and then they got married the end

Headass by KnightofTime August 23, 2018

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wacs

what-a-cock-sucker

Yo, look at that guy, WACS.

wacs by JMello September 23, 2003

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