A headass is someone who has their head shoved so far up their ass, that they are not able to think straight and all that comes out of their mouth is pure shit.
"damn, donald trump is such a headass"
"i know right he is such a piece of shit"
"haha lol ikr"
"haha who the fuck says lol anymore you absolute fucking cheescake"
"who the fuck says cheesecake as an insult you headass"
"oh yeah if im such a headass then i might as well kick yours"
"that made no fucking sense okay dude just calm down"
"youre right its just that im so tired of hiding my feelings now"
"wait kevin what do you mean"
"alexander i love you"
"oh kevin i love you too"
and then they got married the end
"i know right he is such a piece of shit"
"haha lol ikr"
"haha who the fuck says lol anymore you absolute fucking cheescake"
"who the fuck says cheesecake as an insult you headass"
"oh yeah if im such a headass then i might as well kick yours"
"that made no fucking sense okay dude just calm down"
"youre right its just that im so tired of hiding my feelings now"
"wait kevin what do you mean"
"alexander i love you"
"oh kevin i love you too"
and then they got married the end
by KnightofTime August 23, 2018