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a super hot chick, with an amazing body. usually blond/blue eyed and tan. has the tendency to be a bit naive but is very smart and witty. has a great sense of humor and music taste and many girls are envious and want to be her. is a ray of sunshine, very bubbly. sometimes from the outside it is hard to tell what she's really thinking but once she lets you in, she can become your most dependable companion. has many guys falling over her but doesn't realize it, is amazing in bed, best you ever had.
damn, i wish i had a body like claire.

who does she think she is, a claire?
claire by qwertyjkjk October 19, 2011
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Cunt Punt 

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.
"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"
Cunt Punt by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018
Slavic woman who was forced into concubinage and later became the wife of the Ottoman sultan Süleyman the Magnificent. Through her influence on the sultan and her mastery of palace intrigue, Hürrem wielded considerable power.
Hürrem's Sülüman, Sülüman!!
Hürrem by s3rotonin November 22, 2021

Chochita 

A tight or small vagina
Man, that girl last night had a nice chochita!
Chochita by NorCal Slumper April 12, 2018

plastic-manc 

Alternative term for a supporter of Manchester United football club who has never set foot in Manchester, the club's home town, let alone been to any games.
Their prevalence seems to be directly proportional to the success of the club.
Also known as 'Manc-Wanks', 'Tossers', 'Glory-Hunters', 'Woollies', 'Scum' and 'Cunts'
The worst thing about seeing Man-Yoo win anything is putting up with all these plastic-mancs that crawl out of the woodwork.
plastic-manc by Flash007 May 23, 2008

Thorping 

Thorping is the act of thonking but being related to Thorpe park, a theme park in the UK. The phrase originated from Coaster Bot's discord server as an emoji called :thorping:
Sam the Gerstlauer Connoisseur: How would you use 'thorping' in a sentence?
Patrick: I am thorping right now

bouquet of dicks 

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.
My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.
bouquet of dicks by brickeycrow November 6, 2017