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A girl who might not have the biggest self esteem, but she has a big heart. She often puts others before herself, and enjoys being herself. Others might tell her she's 'weird', but she takes it as a compliment. If you need someone to talk to, go to her, she's the most honest, trustworthy person out there. She's the best person to find in a friend, and she'll also put everyone else above her, but to the extreme. Don't. Ever. Mess. With. Her. Friends. She's got a dark side under that sweet and innocent face, one that only comes to play when you mess with her friends.
Girl A; Hey, do you know Cineret ? She's the only person I can go to with anything!

Girl B; Cineret's the best friend I could ask for, but when ****** tried to hurt me, she kicked him where it hurts. Repeatedly.

Boy A; Cineret? She's a sweetheart, but every time I tell her, she denies it.

Boy B; She's the nicest girl out there, but way out of my league
Cineret by Art is lia April 24, 2019
An Asian man, when in the presence of a naked woman, transforms into large werebeast and proceeds to fuck the shit out of that woman.
Person 1: "So, how was it last night?"

Person 2: "It was great, I turned into a real Tanimal last night!"

Person 1: "Dude...."
Tanimal by @TheRealTanimal October 20, 2013

Magaphobia

The fear or hatred of President Donald Trump, his supporters, opponents who don’t suffer from Trump Derrangement Syndrome, the United States, or western civilization. Symptoms include total disregard for facts, rock hard confirmation bias, dick size decrease, deeming Trump supporters bigots without evidence, defamation, anti-semitism, or advocating for unjust siezure of property, also known as socialism.
Trump supporter: I think we should lower the corporate tax rate so that it is not higher than China’s.

Don Lemmonhead: RACIST CLASSIST!

TS: I think we should make abortion illegal after the heartbeat is detectable.

DL: RASIST SEXIST!

TS: I think we should be able to keep our guns because gun violence has decreased by 46% in the time that gun ownership increased 51%.

DL: GENOCIDAL RACIST!

Narrator: this is magaphobia, Don Lemmonhead is a magaphobe and is magaphobic.
Magaphobia by King Conservative April 3, 2019

Douchebaggery 

Blatant stupidity, ignorance, or insolence.
I'm tired of Paldain and all his douchebaggery.
Sex is intercourse. There are several styles, most popular being anal (Something, often a penis, going in the ass), oral (Something, usually a penis or vagina, going in the mouth), and vaginal (Something, often a penis or dildo, going into the vagina).

You can do it with two people, three people (Thus called a threesome), four people (foursome), five people (fivesome), or 6 or more (Orgy). Doing it by yourself, though, is called masturbation, and generally isn't counted as sex.

When having sex, it's a good idea to wear a condom or some other kind of protection, even if you don't think there is any way for you or one of your partners to get pregnant. 1, protection can reduce the risk of getting an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease.) And, 2, my mom was told that she was infertile, and they are pregnant with their 8th biological child now.
Jake: Me and Oliver had great sex last night!

Jane: You remembered to use protection, right?

Jake: Yeah, of course!

(Sorry if anything is incorrect. I'm a virgin asexual person, so I don't have much experience with the topic T_T)
Sex by Hex19 May 11, 2024

got the tip 

To get the just the tip of a penis in you vagina/butt.
I got the tip last night I guess it was OK.

Queef-Bate 

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.
Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.
Queef-Bate by ChipOfTheMunks August 15, 2009
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