JML

just my luck

Diandra: i was booty poppin so chicly and fiercely with a bit of etherealness

Bomquiqui: that is fierce and chic gurl
Diandra: ya but i queefed when my bf walked in. JML.

Bomquiqui: ooh gurl.....
Diandra: ya ikr

JML by mizz werk July 20, 2009

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zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.

1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.

zero times infinity by Jekr December 10, 2018

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stupid nigga bitch

dick head

Joseph Williams dunkley your a stupid nigga bitch

stupid nigga bitch by l8r bra April 28, 2017

breathe

To inhale air. It is known to be very dangerous if unprepared while breathing.

Boy1: Hey man what're you doing?
Boy2: I'm breathing, but I'm being careful cuz i dont wanna get hurt.
Boy1: It's not worth it man, you could die. I don't even breathe anymore.

breathe by penguinat4 September 10, 2009

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boner control

An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.

As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.

boner control by nate doggy dizz April 4, 2012