The ability to wipe your butt with using either or both hands

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)

maya is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet, she's loving, caring and hard-working. she's the most gayest girl you'll ever meet and will want to makeout with you any second. if she likes you, she'll do anything for you.

A Tessa is an amazing girl. She's always lovable, even when she argues. She always listens, and doesn't complain.
Tessa's are amazing creatures, if you don't know one, you aren't complete.

The martial art of avoiding debt

the most passive person you'll ever meet. can never decide on what to eat for lunch, loves to let others make decisions, and most definitely will put others in front of herself. Loves to wear trackies and jeans are her nightmare. a very daggy dancer and is basically a quiet genius. is the best person to mess with and pull pranks on.