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paddy cullen 

a man who wields his cock as a weapon.
the man was a right paddy cullen, bizmarking people all over the place.
paddy cullen by badam December 12, 2008
“God”
Ale: I saw God
Friend:You are god
Ale by bishhxhdhhsh November 22, 2021
mix of negative charatteristics of a person
You’re a crassi, nobody wants you.
Crassi by gavvis July 14, 2019

Backyard Sandwich 

A sandwhich consisting of multiple items in ones backyard.A sandwich made of bread,dead leaves,dog poop, tree branches,and grass.
When we found out Chris was drunk,we decided to make him a Backyard Sandwich for the fun of it.

one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world.

hampden's bike lanes double as jazzy speedways.

hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked.

hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos.

hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms.

hampden's mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin.

hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am.

hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea.

some home grown celebrities: hey helen (r.i.p.), that dude with the tattoos on his face, the other dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.
yous two stay here. mama's going to the rite aids. (in hampden)
hampden by girlnarly October 30, 2011
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