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Guarding the beer 

Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.
They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.
Guarding the beer by Gohawks91 January 24, 2011
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A name of a male that shows dominance, courage. Fully sends it. Usually the one that gets the girls at parties. Eats a lot to get big. Bully’s his smaller pairs. Usually into cars. Always wants everything to be their way otherwise they will unleash their inner demon which you don’t want to fuck with because his eyes will show the words kill.
Hey Tyson. Let me guess, we’re doing what you want tonight. Probably a party.
Tyson : of course we are you idiot
Tyson by Poisonousberryballs November 21, 2021

menage-a-doug 

A three way involving 2 people (at least one named Doug) and a third person who has 2 puppets
"Hey, don't forget the puppets for our menage-a-doug later. Also, don't forget the Doug"
menage-a-doug by fuckmeeyes October 12, 2011

Periwinkle Poof 

This is the official name of Periwinkle that is queer. That is, it bats for the opposite team (is gay).
oi ford n mitchell check that Periwinkle Poof out!
Periwinkle Poof by Perrywinkle February 21, 2005
An Argentinian man who frequently searches up consent laws for the state of New York on google
my name is nixord, i just got him from college, im really tired, im going to look up some consent laws, im nixording it up
Nixord by nixord September 30, 2018
to bilk is to steal mainly petrol
"jus bilked bare petrolium get me auntie sue"
bilk by big fat sausage October 2, 2006

Poofenism 

a term coined during the gay rights movement of 1995 in San Francisco, USA.
Poofenism relates directly to words transcribed from ancient Hebrew texts found in the toom of Sir Richard Simmonstein III.
Poofenism is now used to describe the act of poofening or working in a Salon.
"lets get gay, Poofenism is on the way!"
Poofenism by Fagdonna May 22, 2004