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A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.
The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.
Umbros by Derf, Inc. October 28, 2008
Amaaem is a very bubbly and loud person. You could hear her voice from miles. She doesn’t cry much but she does when she’s either stressed or hasn’t slept. Can be friends with legit everyone. Some people may find her annoying but those people need some help.
“Do you hear that?” “It’s probably Amaaem”
amaaem by Pepfil May 10, 2018

Concerndish 

Used by a person who is hammer drunk and trying to contribute to a conversation and show interest without knowing what the hell anyone is talking about or the location of his own feet.
Simply: "Yeah man totally, I have a concerndish"
Concerndish by Eagle Flies December 11, 2010

Elevator Diffusion 

The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.

Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.
John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!

Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man
Yoi.
YOI by YOOOIIIII January 4, 2017

demon jesus

the shadow you see behind a statue of jesus on a big pink church at night in down town flagstaff arizona
"see that shadow"
"dude it looks like a demon jesus"
demon jesus by j.a.cob October 22, 2006
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