A running the strips, race tracking, hallway greeting, uniform wearing, no car no free time having, endless rules following, no freedom and low self esteem having, at attention walking,
weird dorm
food SAMI
bed making, required items having, sink peeer, service dress outside the gates wearing, no fratting low life upperclassman’s bitch.
*matches with upperclassman on tinder*
Doolie : “wanna get some
food?”
Upperclassman : “not if you’re a doolie”
Doolie : “good afternoon Cadet Master Sergeant Nighthawk!”
Upperclassman : “what’s up doolie”
*cages eyes*
*running and out of breath*
*passes walking upperclassman on campus*
Doolie : “GOOD AFTERNOON SIRRRRRR SINK NAVYYY!”
Upperclassman: “What the
hell are you doing?”
Doolie : “making grilled
cheese on an iron, would you like one ma’am?”
Upperclassman: “nah, keep that doolie
shit away from me”