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n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,
John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."
Man Nog by #Jamaica December 6, 2011

coexible 

Covid+Flexible = Coexible

In the times of the 2020 Coronaviris pandemic it is important to be coexible.
In the times of the 2020 Coronaviris pandemic it is important to be coexible.
coexible by debmar August 13, 2020
the act of being lame and Amish
this computer is beyond lamish, it wont even turn on!
lamish by Caitlin Duff April 29, 2007
one's own pet or familiar aquaintance, associated with an air of abnormality and a unique nick-name for only one of your friends.
'emmo you are my shpuddle. Are you proud to be my shpuddle? *blinks rapidly in an anticipating fashion* '
shpuddle by emmo January 31, 2004

bunnymunging 

When you eat all of your chocolate bunnies before easter
I caught Chris bunnymunging on Easter Saturday and we arnt ment to eat them until Sunday

Scandinavian Snot Rocket 

Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.
She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.
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