Definitions by Doylelew

Vegan 

A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.

Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.

Vegan by Doylelew September 7, 2018