Definitions by bonermaloner

illuminater 

When a man cant stop jizzing, he turnes out the lights, grabbs a flash lighte, sets it to strobe, and video tapes his verstion of niagrafalls.

shit im having an illuminater!
ill get the flashlight!!!

illuminater by bonermaloner November 17, 2011

orio 

a white guy dressed as a black guy.

shut the fuck up. we all kno ur an orio

orio by bonermaloner November 17, 2011

reverse orio

a black guy dressed as a white guy

shut the fuck up. your moms a reverse orio.

reverse orio by bonermaloner November 17, 2011

Queer R Candy Bar 

When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.

OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.

Queer R Candy Bar by bonermaloner November 13, 2011