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Stokai by RumbleHorseTech September 24, 2020
Swiping; the act of swiping with one's large toe.
"I smooped the shit out of that bitch after she put my cat in the freezer."
Smoop by Stella Hunt August 17, 2012

Portugas 

Small people with short legs which don't support them very well.

When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.

They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
The Portugas are cheats, because of this they have never won a major tournament.
Portugas by Rui Caralho July 9, 2004

Poo Dash 

The sudden dash to the toilet before you shit everywhere! This can usually be after a heavy night of drinking and your 'beeriod' takes you by surprise or it can be caused by not pooping for a few days then all of a sudden BAM poo dash.
Ellie: Where did you run off to?

April: ohh i had to Poo Dash.. was borderline shitting myself
Poo Dash by Clivehive August 16, 2011
acronym for "dick in mouth", used to describe someone who talks like they have a dick in their mouth.
"Scott! I can't understand what you're saying, you dim!"
dim by Big Hands September 30, 2007
A Yeghni is a man who begins as a fun, outgoing, adventurous and exciting individual and then suddenly becomes 'Loved Up' and disappears into his shell.

This is always after he begins a relationship and follows the instructions of his partner.

Deriving from the Latin Yegah meaning snail and the ancient Hebrew Nii meaning snake, a Yeghni has very similar features of both.
Guy 1: Hey I havent seen Samir Lately, have you?

Guy 2: No my friend, he's got a girlfriend now... cor blimey, he's turned into a right old Yeghni ain't he!

Guy 1: Nooo... Samir... A Yeghni? I never thought it would happen to him.
Yeghni by Nigel Fact Bookman March 19, 2009
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