The lowest form of life at any military academy. He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached by a stack-of-dimes neck. He aimlessly rolls through NYC in a luxury car that his elitist, wealthy, do-good parents bought him as a graduation present. He wears a leather jacket regardless of the weather and is usually seen in some combination of khaki, denim and running shoes. He regularly uses the words tool, whatnot, and essentially and throws in some piece of military jargon whenever the situation calls for it. He fails miserably with females but, because of his keen intellect, is able to return from every weekend trip with tales of sexual conquest that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous. He takes himself too seriously and relishes the chance to prove his worth by rattling off statistics and opinions garnered from the last article or editorial he read on the subject. He is worthless, and deep down, he knows it.

A player of the asymmetrical horror mobile game, Identity V who mains the character, Mercenary. More importantly, it is to refer to someone who is a good Merc player. Much like an endangered species, these players are hard to come by — hence the name.

Ever misspell a word while texting someone? Congratulations! You've just learned ecicneese.

For all of my fellow fast-typers. You're welcome.

When a masculine man acts feminine out of guilt of being masculine

The best thing since raves or the coolest chick ever known to man. Promises an awesome time

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.