Blaupunked. A state of being that describes a person who has permanently damaged hearing and lower tolerance for sustained loud music. This is caused by years of partying, clubbing, playing electric guitar through an amp at full volume and in close proximity. A Blaupunked person defends against suffering further hearing loss, sound triggered pain, and triggers that cause ringing in the ears by investing in better audio gear and refraining as much as possible from loud music events and situations whether alone or in the company of others. Blaupunkedness, is a direct result of a lifetime of listening to music at the max volume and/or sticking their head in a speaker cabinet in Euro clubs, or standing next to a guitar amp turned to 11. They are deemed to exist in a Blaupunked state.

An adjective used to describe scientists that spend too much time thinking about dorky stuff.

Tonges is a great person. They are always fun to be around and will always make you laugh. At times they can be shy if they are crushing on someone but are usually a pretty open person. They have an amazing laugh and a contagious smile. They have breath taking eyes that will blow you away.

When you're in a vrey tough situation in war or a game and you have a sniper, you pop out of the side, scope quickly and either a bodyshot or headshot doesn't matter. Pronunciation:(bl-AH-ng)

A girl with big tits, levels range from 10k-100k, 100k being the biggest, and 10-k being the smallest

Texting while driving is Russian Roulette.

Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel.

Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot.

Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.

Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.