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advicehole

Advicehole is the person who continually asks for your advice, but does not do anything WITH that advice except use it as a hook to continue a running conversation that is all about their problems. These people are not your friends because they offer much less than they give. You may find that these people are generally fickle. They will talk behind your back. Don't harbor any illusions.

I have a "friend" who keeps doing stupid things like getting drunk and stealing a purse (then coming to me to help dispose of the evidence). She got so drunk at an office party that she lost her dream job (then I have to do her resume). I'm not so much a friend as a resource.

This girl is the biggest advicehole I've ever met. She calls me when shit goes wrong because I fix it. But she never changes her ways based on my advice.

advicehole by Dougie Fitz November 19, 2013

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Toothtango

when your teeth are chattering from extreme cold or rage.

as the temperature dropped I could see that my friend Dan was doing the toothtango

Toothtango by Wall-E Space September 13, 2019

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Unimashi

A NIGERIAN BOY WHO HAS A CUTE AND CALM CHARACTER DEDICATED TO SPORTS AND ALWAYS TRUE TO WHO HE CARES ABOUT

UNIMASHI WAS HERE

Unimashi by AWUU April 20, 2021

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FTT

Failure to Thrive

-Originally a term given to a specific person who is stupid.

-Once a person's FTTyness can be quantified, the term is doled out to others who display the kind of stupidity that only a FTT can possess.

I had a FTT moment today when I tried to go down the up elevator.

FTT by Jmmekh December 29, 2010