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The type of Aunt or other family member who nobody really talks to but at family reunions she wears a bunch of fancy jewelry and showing it all off even though we all know that she lives in the stop and shop parking lot. Cheryls are usually great aunts who drinks too much and ruins Christmas and blames her family for all of her problems.
"Why is that rabid dog wearing your fancy jewlery?"
"oh, that's just my Aunt Cheryl."
Cheryl by Caligula Khan September 22, 2015
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The best transmasc song ever written in history. Go listen to it, along with all of Addison Grace's other songs

I wanna be a boy. Or at least that's what I think this feeling is. Take red pen to my paper. Correct mistakes God somehow did

I wanna befriend bugs. Climb tall trees, scrape my knees. And show I am tough. Only cry in the nighttime, my bed is the thing I can trust

'Cause I've grown sick of staring hours in the mirror. Moulding cheekbones, hope a new face could appear. I'll break and bend my spine. If it'd make you say you're mine, it's so unfair. I guess I wanna be a boy

I wanna be a boy. Take up space when I sit. I don't need manners, they're shit. Rip my nails, cut my hair. 'Cause maybe then you'd finally care

Why can't I just be a boy. Be the thing that gives you butterflies. Whisper that I make you smile. Could we pretend that's me for a while?

'Cause I've grown sick of staring hours in the mirror. Moulding cheekbones, hope a new face could appear. I'll break and bend my spine, if it'd make you say you're mine. You're mine. You're mine

I wanna be a boy. Or at least be in a body you could love. I'll break and bend my spine, if it'd make you say you're mine. Could it make you say you're mine, it's so unfair. I guess I wanna be a boy
Someone: "IWBAB, do you WBAB?"
Someone else: "Yes IWBAB!"
IWBAB by crazygremlin579 March 27, 2022

christmas aft 

The day after Christmas. December 26. Mainly because 'the day after Christmas' just takes too long. Use it, pass it around, make it popular.
christmas eve
christmas
I had a pretty good Christmas Aft. I hit all the sales.

The inlaws went home on Christmas Aft.
christmas aft by longpants December 27, 2005
noun;
the sweet release from this painful and utterly pointless life
She can't wait for death to release her from this painful and utterly pointless life.
death by everything's been used February 21, 2018

suspicious pelican 

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck
suspicious pelican by SkyTohru April 15, 2020
(verbo) tr. Analizar una superficie u objeto a través del tacto con el fin de identificar y valorar sus propiedades texturales.
Sofer un material es esencial para evaluar sus propiedades texturales.
sofer by Marcos F. Olivares February 3, 2026

dick breather

The most nasty ass person of all times, there a slut and a hoe bag they grab your dick and breathe all over u so watch out before rebecca comes to grab your dick