Fuccing a bad bih

When you're playing Gran Turismo 4 and you're getting bronze on everything in the licence tests.

Will fuck shit up in 2.5 seconds. Act first ask the questions later is her motto. If you see a car running red lights, hitting curbs, and up on 2 wheels with a cloud of smoke coming from the window you know it’s a Janay in her natural habitat. She a good friend but she gon get you into some shit before the end of the night. She is somehow surprisingly always right bc what she’s not about to do is be wrong.

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That moment moment when you hi Anand you mix Coors light and fireball,
Because you want to drink to sleep, but accidentally create Zeus's sweet nectar.

A great boyfriend, best friend, child, student