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spit-lube jack-off 

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
spit-lube jack-off by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
She's the cutest girl you'll ever see. She is adorable, friendly and super sexy. Be careful, you will fall under her spell once you get to talk to her. Every message you receive from her makes you get goosebumps. She has an astonishing figure and the most perfect butt you'll ever see. She is reliable, soft and she won't leave you in a tough minute. Her sweet voice can make your heart melt in seconds and her big eyes will just finish your hopes of not falling in love with her. Feel lucky if you ever get to know one, because she will make your life brighter!
Judit? Oh gosh yes! That girl I've met yesterday... She is hot!
judit by NickyGT July 26, 2017

slut hubby 

a married man who goes about hitting on woman as if he is single.
Girl: Did you hang out with Kasey last night?
Other Girl: yeah he is such a slut hubby.
slut hubby by !RedBeans February 23, 2009
Idiotic human.
oh that guy is such a Paul.
Paul by avathebelieber November 1, 2020
action done in sexual excitement. The act performed after laying pipe into a hot girl where she made your dick feel so great that after you ejaculate you begin to beat your chest and let out a yell expressing your satisfaction of a great lay.
Dude Susan was so amazing last night afterwards I did the tarzan.
tarzan by Jeff Briggs April 2, 2009

Cardamon 

Something sent in a Pakistán box that Pichichi number one doesn't like
Pichichi number one: I don't like cardamon, that's a fact.
Picjichi number two: Ohhh. What is cardamon?
Cardamon by Pichichi December 26, 2019
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