raunchgoob

A raunchgoob is a person who gets excited by raunch. A raunchgoob will giggle like a school girl and generally act silly when thinking, talking, reading, or hearing about kinky, dirty acts and situations.

Mark: What are Preston and Gary laughing about?
Gene: They just saw that commercial for a new day spa, and it's called "Golden Showers"...
Mark: Those guys are such raunchgoobs!

raunchgoob by dnalabkram February 26, 2009

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procrastinate

The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.

When I procrastinate my homework I feel good knowing the night before was spent getting trashed.

procrastinate by rulvnthatwigs October 1, 2007

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micro-scripulate

The act of refrigerating asian sperm, then putting said sperm in your roomate's mouth while he is sleeping.

"Aw man, my mouth is cold and tastes funny, I think James micro-scripulated me."

micro-scripulate by Captain Klamydia January 18, 2009

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ear dick

A Bluetooth headset. People who think they're mighty important often walk around with one of these things hangin' on their ear. More acceptable when used while driving.

check out that douchebag, he's wearing an ear dick

ear dick by nate diggity dawg December 28, 2007

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Comedyshortsgamer

A youtuber who has more than eight girlfriend but breaks up with them after a month and a gay virgin.

"Comedyshortsgamer is losing subs because he's a gay virgin and a playboy"

Comedyshortsgamer by rewlreqq June 11, 2017

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Lytzy

a short little person that is my wife. you’ll never know who this is unless you know who she is but you don’t. She’s nice and caring. She will forever be the most beautiful lytzy ever.

“Everyone finds true love, I found lytzy. She is a one in only.”

Lytzy by L.0905.L April 5, 2023

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Cane Cone Cun Difference

#1-Candy Cane Cotton Candy Crystal Meth
#2- what the damn hell does that even mean?

Example 1
Girl 1- you wanna come over, we got the cane cone cun difference?!
Girl 2- heck yes!
Example 2
Boy 1- hey schnuffeluffigus!
Random by stander- what the cane cone cun difference is that guy talking about?

Cane Cone Cun Difference by Jobobem dybeeily January 5, 2025

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