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Incorrect pronunciation and/or spelling of the word "loaf" which is to be lazy. Some retard along the line thought it would be cool to add a "t" to the end but continue to use the word the same way anyways.
Bob: Man this has been a real slack day..

Jim: Yeah i've been loafting.

Bob: Your a douchebag its pronounced "loafing"
loaft by urquhart07 February 4, 2010
Kim is kind, loving, loyal, and honest. She is someone who you can trust with your life. She is beautiful inside and out.
Kim was so kind to me, I think I'll keep her forever.
Kim can be trusted with my life, the most loyal and honest person I've ever met.
Kim by anonymous October 26, 2022

ROFLopular 

Having the ability to induce spontaneous rofling.
That shit was totally roflopular!
ROFLopular by Evan Sienkieiwcz February 23, 2009

Rain on Me 

What a flaming homosexual would say to imply that they want a facial after a lengthy period of giving head. The slang term was adopted by Italian gay icons Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande with the release of their single 'Rain On Me' and their official Instagram filter, which places droplets of cum onto the faces of those who use it.
I was sucking his dick for so long that it felt like I was gonna throw up. I just let him rain on me since I definitely couldn't have swallowed that load!
When you get your penis pierced, realized the lady who did it fucked up, regret the decision and take out the piercing. This results in a hole through not only your penis, but the tube that carries piss out of your dick as well. End result: pee comes out 3 separate holes and your dick becomes a sprinkler, requiring both hands to plug the holes.
My buddy Dan has a tri-tip, he must make a huge mess unless he sits down.
Tri-Tip by Tri-tipper July 22, 2017

qontrolshaojin 

Qontrolshaojins are a new race of creatures, who are often mistaken as human beings. They are formed when a child below the age of thirteen but equally mature. If a person develops an unhealthy obsession with animes and characters such as sasque (a variant of the famous Sasuke) and learns the concept of qontrolism -- which means being devoted to Halsey and sasque. Qontrolshaojin is derived from the word qontrol and qingshaojin, which means teenager. A qontrolshaojin is not a normal teenager, and needs to be treated with caution, and not be given a sharp blade, a fork or a spoon without keeping certain distance and defensive poses at the ready. A teenager can become a qontrolshaojin after turning 13, but they have to show extreme qontrol over the world. The first pureblood qontrolshaojin was a young girl, nice and sweet. If you are around the age of 13-15, you might attempt on being a qontrolshaojin. Best of luck!
"I AM A QONTROLSHAOJIN," said Anne, unwrapping her birthday presents.
"I have heard of a few cases of qontrolshaojins somewhere around Sasquera Street," the grocery shopworker said, wiping his brow.
qontrolshaojin by Subaku no Gaara September 6, 2021

shit goblin 

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.
geeze you look like a shit goblin!
shit goblin by sarah j. April 22, 2006
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