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Cock-Startled 

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled
hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled


Cock-Startled by won jitte January 19, 2009
To rub honey on, often used as an exfoliating practice
I was experiencing some leg pain until my masseuse wegged my knees and now I’m feeling back to normal!
Weg by DataLorax November 25, 2021
N., from Latin destinare, "to determine", derivative of stare, "to stand". One of the funniest, loudest, craziest, most amazing people you'll ever meet. The Destiny I know is beautiful, though she doesn't think so. She is Hispanic, and REALLY long black hair (impossible not to touch), brown eyes, and an absolutely stunning talent for singing, dancing, acting and drawing make Destiny stand out from the crowd. She loves TV, and her mother tells her to pay attention to the actors to help with her career in drama, which is already in progress despite her young age. On that topic, Destiny may be a little dramatic at times, but most of the time she solves problems with her sarcasm and wit. Destiny sometimes has a tendency to ignore texts, but who doesn't at some point? I admire that Destiny is extremely stubborn, and she never lets anyone push her over like I do.

To sum up, Destiny is...

D- determined
E- enthusiastic
S- singer
T- taken :(
I- incredible
N- never irritating
Y- young? Idk, not good at acrostic poems.
Ex.

Me: She said that to you! What did you say?

Destiny: I told her to go f*** a tree.

or

Destiny: I'm going to Rhode Island for a casting call.

Me: Get me a tee-shirt?

or

Destiny: *in the middle of laughing* ahahahah, lol.
Destiny by Her BFF :) April 12, 2013

Sexy Texty

Noun; a descriptive erotic envoy. For anyone.
Hey Linda - are you sending a sexy texty? I fully support you! Do you play the viola?
Sexy Texty by JoannaPatrick July 16, 2021

snallygaster

chat killer, someone who kills the chat
He is a snallygaster, everyone stopped talking after him.
snallygaster by Lboxd_blizzard April 7, 2025
The fermented phlem that boils and froths at the back of lee's oesophagus and produces a gurgling sound when he speaks.

The decomposed food chunks that rest in the side of JJ's lips.

Sal's keesh.
Anything just fucking disgusting.
*someone throws up*
fuck that's broth
Broth by pimp says May 29, 2019