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Randou by Betha Fridge October 3, 2018

Pursue the Pumpkin 

v: to make an attempt to speak to, impress, and seduce any number of females
ex. 1: Jordy, tonight we are going out and we are pursuing the pumpkin

ex. 2: PJ, stop being a little bitch and pursue the pumpkin
Pursue the Pumpkin by Riley_T_D October 21, 2010

sataworu 

Sataworu is the most perfect woman and intelligent person that exists in this world, everything he does and says is like an angel is perfect, the best pixel with the best user and best name, sataworu is the best
"Sataworu" is like an angel
sataworu by Sataworuu July 5, 2021

hormotional 

when you're hormonal because of your menstrual cycle and are emotional for no apparent reason
I don't know why I'm crying. I guess I'm just hormotional.
hormotional by pretty.ugly April 20, 2020

Dirty Jerbear 

It is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.

It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.

The Dirty Jerbear shall not be mistaken as a jerbear, as the Dirty Jerbear is a position within the group of the Lupearians.

The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.

It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was then rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
The Lupearians initiated the new Dirty Jerbear.

Sarah Jessica Parker 

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.
That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.
Sarah Jessica Parker by Stacy July 26, 2006
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