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Broccoli Cock 

Broccoli Cock is a term used to describes a penis that is so infected that it takes on a green coloration. Sometimes misused to describe a mushroom cock (see 'mushroom cock').
Broccoli Cock can be the resulting condition from getting down with skanky bitches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-twats, or poosterbation (see 'poosterbation'). It is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from Broccoli Cock.
David - "I've been poosterbating for years and this is the first time I've ever got Broccoli cock"

Jack - "say what?! you wank with shit?!"

David - "Yeah dude, most people do."

3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to Jack and nod their heads and all admit to having Broccoli Cock too.
Broccoli Cock by Spydabytes September 10, 2010
Yo I’m really the C.N.O.E
C.N.O.E by BigBodyGle September 24, 2022
a dumb ass white boy who thinks he is all that but everyone hates white crackers
look at cracker

ewww he ugly
cracker by I love Jyzette March 24, 2022
An amazing guy from New Zealand. He is probably the smartest guy you will ever meet. He is so nice and the sweetest. He is a true daddy. He is a cute and hot guy. And will protect his friends before anything. If you are lucky to have an Efe in your life hold on to him cause these guys don't always come around. He is basically perfection and the sweetest boyfriend ever. He will be there to comfort you, compliment you and care for you. And of course, we can't forget about how great of a singer he is, some may even say better than Adele.
Person 1- OMG look at that hottie
Person 2- I think that is Efe
Person 1- I heard he is like the sweetest guy ever

Person 2- I heard he has the voice of an angle
Efe by Hey123there69 May 30, 2019
Very stupid girl and annoying as hell but pretty
Carmen was stupid walking into stuff but boys thought she was pretty and girls thought she was annoying
Carmen by Opeadieorade January 20, 2020

What’s the vibe

Asking somebody be their current state of emotion/ how there day is going
“Hey Sarah! What’s the vibe?” Respond with “good Heather! Whats the vibe?”
What’s the vibe by Vibessss September 28, 2019
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