Derian

A person who does it on the table. In other words, he ejaculates on the table when everyone else is eating on the table.

Derian : uuuhhhh yea.
Me : OMG DERIAN NOT ON THE TABLE!!!

Derian by notering January 28, 2017

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Switzerland

1) A small landlocked country in Europe.
2) Being neutral.

1) Dude im going to Switzerland this summer!
2) Im going Switzerland on this one.

Switzerland by Holyswagness December 9, 2013

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Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

Batting Practice by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

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Wokeface

When you have fake your wokeness in order to be accepted in progressive spaces.

Ah geez, it's another meeting about the gender neutral bathroom on the 6th floor; I've better put on my wokeface.

Wokeface by Frank Jones October 19, 2021

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Clibbns

SPEAK UP LIBROL

girls be like: what's this, it fell off ma car (holds up broken brake pad)
All red state 50+ men at once: BRAKE CLIBBNS

Clibbns by Call of Duty player122321 May 25, 2022

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T’zyria

T’zyria is so cool. She loves God and God loves her. She loves food but hates cooking. She applying to every ivy league she can but Harvard is where her heart lies. She’s loves to read and she’s going to be a lawyer one day”

“T’zyria’s my favorite person”
“yeah, T’zyria is the best”

T’zyria by anonymous November 18, 2023