Parking Lot pimpin'

rollin' in da p lot chissy checkin' for holla back girls

my roll dog Nick H always be rollin' the p lots screenin' for ho's

Parking Lot pimpin' by Abrahaam June 7, 2005

Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.

Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)

Text juking by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021

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boomberto

the most amazing person on the face of the planet. i great older brother. gives FANTASTIC hugs.

zomg u kno dat boomberto ked ya he coot.

boomberto by wannabeurie January 5, 2012

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Dirty Turtle

After you buttfuck Senator Mitch McConnell you make him go ass to mouth, that's the Dirty Turtle.

I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!

Dirty Turtle by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022

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Mitesh

A very Dedicated bodybuilder who has true love in him for the people he loves but can get insanely dangerous sometimes.

Hey you remind me of Mitesh

Mitesh by Yeahhim421 December 6, 2022

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D's Up

A cultural reference to drawing dicks on table tops and other related surfaces. While it is immature and wrong, it can be, at times, hysterical. D's Up is usually a formal way of greeting someone who does this sort of thing.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up?"
Guy 2: "Hey yo, D's Up."
Guy 1: "Ah yes, D's Up indeed."

D's Up by Skittmier September 21, 2009

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Silken

A straight male who is sexually attracted to lesbians.

"John Smith wont leave me alone, he must be a silken."

Silken by SuperLion64 October 1, 2017

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