Man, Rebecca is so much snarter than me!

That snail is so much snarter, homie.

"I loves me some skrimp!" said the ghetto denizen.

Example 1:
That deer just got zwaped by that car.

Example 2:Mark Mcguire just zwaped that ball out of the atmosphere he's clearly on steroids.

Example 3:Try me one more time and all zwap you in the face.

after the frat party kelly had a wicked "wizard cloak"

person: look it’s chloe
other person: run

I was supposed to be at work but I got Kerri’d when my wife called the office looking for me.