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Urban Dictionary

Clubbing the seal 

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'
Clubbing the seal by BenS1986 July 22, 2010

jaishreya 

A girl who loves fart jokes but in public likes to pretend that she hates them.
Girl 1: ew stop laughing at celebrity fart compilation videos

Girl 2: quit being such a JAISHREYA🙄
jaishreya by URADOP TED November 23, 2021
A complete asshole. He will go behind his best friends backs and will never apologize or feel regret because of it. He will take your girl and then leave her with a broken heart. He can’t keep a friend or a girlfriend and is not to be trusted.
See that guy, that’s Adam. Don’t ever get too close to him
Adam by Nevercaughtlackin May 8, 2020
He is the cutest ever, sometimes shy, but truly the best person you could find
He always worry about you, you'll be the happiest to know him , he is always sleepy wich makes you want to hug him all the time đź–¤
Give Jongmin lots of love okay?
Jongmin by Meloonie January 30, 2020

clutch plate 

A typical south African Dutchman. They are stubborn and fucken dumb.
You fucken useless clutch plate
clutch plate by Clutch plate May 18, 2018

Bidenomics 

The Bidenomics recovery is like a guy who slashes your tires and then pats himself on the back for calling the tow truck.
President Mumbles Malarkey doesn’t realize telling people that Bidenomics is working is like telling someone you saved their reputation .When the guy said you liked shit sandwiches and you told them it couldn’t be true because you didn’t even like bread
Bidenomics by failsafe123 September 25, 2023

beaver eyes

Using abnormally good eye sight to see something clearly or find something concealed.
Bill: "How did you find that store?"
Bob: "Please, I have my beaver eyes on."
beaver eyes by doofiemonster November 26, 2011
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