Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com

Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"

Safe and Effective by FaultyShot December 8, 2023

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Fair Jews

the same as saying fair does, but tends to be used infront of a jew
simply used as a minor annoyance

Sam: I cant make it to town today

Gotta go to the synagogue with my family
Josh: Fair Jews
Sam: OI

Fair Jews by Joshinho January 8, 2010

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Shiny

An Extremely over sized for head.
An off hairline.

"Woah!, you have a big shiny"
"put the headband over your shiny"

Shiny by elliot gonzalez March 17, 2008

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Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

Provo river rafting by Mbop May 9, 2023

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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

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Lamb-roll

Much like a Rick-roll, a Lamb-roll occurs when someone links the victim to Lambchop singing "The Song That Doesn't End"

I clicked that link and I got Lamb-rolled!

Lamb-roll by echobunny March 5, 2008

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Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-

You simp you have the simp syndrome now.

Simp Syndrome by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

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