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The British Army's issue service rifle.
A poorly researched, badly designed and sloppily constructed weapon, of a layout that generations of designers have been trying to foist on the Army since 1911.
The only outstanding point of the weapon is that it is the most expensive battle rifle available.
It has been kept on purely for political reasons, rather than because it is a good weapon. But in the halls of Westminster political careers deemed to be worth more than brave men's lives.

While the premise of a shorter rifle is laudable, the fact is that this particular 'design' can only be shot from the right shoulder forcing soldiers to shoot from positions without cover thereby putting their lives at greater risk, and negates the British Forces previously unchallenged position as leaders in Urban Operations, (FIBUA/OBUA/MOUT.)

It has previously and erroneously been defined and described as "a good overall weapon" and "undoutably the best weapon series in the world today.... stoppages are all attributed to the rounds.... old magazines would rarely jam with 30 rounds. Do not rate this weapon on what the media says, you have to be like me, live with it and use it regularly to know it." It would be interesting to find out what these gentlemen are comparing the SA80 to.

I too have lived day in and day out with the SA80, but I've also been issued and had many years experience with a large number of other weapons and know their fortés and foibles, and can speak with a certain degree of authority on the subject.
A set of underwater soot-juggling gloves ? That's about as useful as an SA80
SA80 by Cutaway August 22, 2004

Julianna 

A short thicc bitch. Guys think she's hot af but never really check her for personality. she's dumbest but the sweetiest and funniest person you'll ever meet. she usually has big tits and butt. if u know a julianna bang that curvy lil shorty before you leave her
guy #1: damnnn look at those curves on julianna bro
guy #2: shit that cake looks juicy
guy #3: i heard she deepthroated a foot long hot dog at lunch
Julianna by Bootylover696969 June 15, 2017

Bromance Glance 

When bros go to take a piss and casually glance at each other's equipment.
"I was curious if what they said about Bob was true and had to take a peak but he caught me and we locked eyes."

"Dude, you just had a bromance glance."
Bromance Glance by NesterJones October 18, 2015
instruments that are often given the backing part as they are too good/powerful to play the melody. Plz its for you own safety that you don't hear how good we actually are...

ALSO...
I'm not biased but... cello players are hot.
e.g. me :)
stupid person: cellos are BAD instruments!
even stupider person: what's a cellist
An intellectual: a big violin
Cello by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022
<u3 is an expansion to the popular <3 (heart). The addition of the letter 'u' shows the recipient that they are in your heart.
Mike: <u3
Nora: Awww <3333333
<u3 by FatKldsLoveCake February 13, 2013

guysexual 

when you love another guy, but not in a gay way
"i love you man, but not in a gay way"
"i love you too dude"
"we're guysexuals"
guysexual by deano99 June 24, 2009
A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast
I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn
Unicorn by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019
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