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Nathan automatically means Nathaniel, never assume otherwise,
Nathan: "My name is Nathaniel, I'll be your waiter for the night"
(Looks at name tag) Customer: But it says......"
Nathan: "It's Nathaniel."
Nathan by Caffeine Potato April 30, 2023

Twat-stain

1. The signature red stain on a girl's undergarments.
2. Anyone and everyone who you do NOT like.
1. The twat-stain on that hooker's panties made my dick about as hard as a banana peel.
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!
Twat-stain by xPedobearz April 28, 2011

Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
Tempe Ice Pick by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006

Cuntability

1/ A person's potential or shown ability to be a cunt.
2/ Also ones ability to acknowledge that one is a cunt similar to accountability.
My wife's parents were annoying but you had to admire them for their cuntability.
Cuntability by StoneColdJ May 18, 2019
Meldin, a dude with an enorme big dick, even womens want that kind of a dick inside there vagina.

When your name is Meldin, you have won in life, not a shit name like Florian.
-Hey
•Hey
-whats your name?
•Meldin
-My pussy is wet
meldin by Meldin January 2, 2017
It's just Alex doing Alex things.

Something Alex does that is very basic (like his taxes.)
Alex is doing a Alex thing right now.
Alex by HazardousRatchet November 30, 2023
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