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When a person is giving another a blumpkin (oral sex while the receiver is on the toilet) and the giver initiates a rim job on the receiver.
She gave him a bidet in the bathroom an hour ago
Bidet by Cornholio514 November 12, 2016
Term used to define a person who is a genius but a very reckless driver. The car of choice is a red van that max's out at 110mph. Generally eats alot of junk food and plays alot of heroes III.
Bechtle, do you wanna go to Macs.
Bechtle by Jehung April 28, 2005
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Victory Bus 

n. When you have difficulty functioning the day after having sex all night, you're riding the victory bus. Similar to riding the struggle bus during a hangover, except a sex hangover is brought on by lack of sleep as opposed to alcohol.
Man 1: "Dude, you look wiped out. You're riding the struggle bus, aren't you?"

Man 2: "No, I didn't go out last night. But your ex-girlfriend came over and I've been riding the victory bus all day."
Victory Bus by AZ Scaryface September 25, 2011

Juice Your Shorts 

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
Juice Your Shorts by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023

dirty coyle 

when you milk your mother red, than you drink your mothers milk and bathe in the ensuing diarrhea making sure to drink one fifth of the diarrhea bath water
coyles weird af he just did a dirty coyle
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