A person who sniffs bicycle seats.

Underpowered, broken piece of s***, with a cult following of facebook marketplace psychopath flippers that wish they owned a jeep wrangler.

An awesome computer hardware and software company that revolutionized the cell phone market three times (iPod, iPhone, iPad), and is constantly competing with exxon for the title of richest company in the world.

For some reason, a lot of people have come to hate it, even though they are the ones who made it such a huge company in the first place by buying all their products.

A brilliant band from japan, playing since the late ninties there music is a blend of music from the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. They have releases many cd's, their most recent being Teenage Mojo Workout. They known for their cover of the song woohoo, and if you disliked that, their other music isnt just 2 words repeated. They cameoed in Kill Bill Vol. 1. Anyway, there a really good band so get out and buy bomb the rocks!

the slightly evolved ancestor of a rare screeching monkey: has poor motor skills and short term memory. slightly less hairy than the average primate.

a kay-tar often exemplifies bad judgement and does NOT make good choices.

is well known for dumbass remarks and meek understanding or jokes, unless they directly include the word "penis", or any other form or genitalia.

uses monkey-like reflexes to promptly hit balls that may be flying at her face. (most often volleyballs)

so, basically, generally amazing and beautiful. :)

A person of the Republican Party with a "steadfast" conservative OPINION, living a HYPOCRITICAL "christian" lifestyle, as well as posing as "patriotic americans" (pretend patriots). They will parrot terms that they hear on talk radio, use sound bites as credible evidence, and are indignant with their OPINIONS that are fair and balanced according to their high school EDUBICATED guesstimates.